If it made me laugh or feel all warm and fuzzy inside, I reblog it. So this is a funny/warm and fuzzy blog. Thanks :)
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
(via getoffmybloghoe)
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
(via iamgangstafosho)
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
(via yours-truly-sarah)
that moment when the doctor has an inside joke with himself
even ten knows the feeling of making an epic reference with no one around to undersatnd
(Source: valiantchild, via pizzazzle)
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor
(via pizzazzle)
my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face
nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that
say that to my face motherfucker i dare you
Can’t I’d slip right off it.
the best tumblr has to offer
(Source: fuck-this-imhungry, via did-ifucking-stutter)
So whenever my throat tickles I just poke my ear a bunch and it helps but people look at me weird. Well GUESS WHAT that’s actually what you should do if your throat tickles so suck it.
